The Sanity Project


German and gender 2

I know enough German to participate in a conversation and read a book or a news article. Like any language, it has odd features. Its pronunciation is more regular than English, though it’s not as consistent as, say, Italian. A feature which catches everyone’s attention is the gender system. I’d like to discuss it a bit, because its oddness helps to make it clear what gender is and isn’t, and because it creates distinctive problems for the language.

The word “gender” is related to “genre.” Originally it meant simply a kind of word, one that has distinctive grammatical features. It’s common for languages to have male and female genders, with or without a neuter gender, but some have genders that have nothing to do with sex. For instance, some languages have animate and inanimate genders. Languages in the Bantu family tend to have a lot of genders. At some point, people started using “gender” as a euphemism for “sex,” engendering confusion. Today we have the weird situation where some people think they can make themselves male, female, or even plural by declaring what pronouns apply to them.

But that’s English, and I was going to discuss German. I haven’t heard of anyone doing that in German. If nothing else, it would run into the problem that both “she” and “they” translate as “sie.” German has a different gender problem.

The German language has masculine, feminine, and neuter genders. Masculine and feminine as grammatical terms correspond roughly with male and female, but there are many exceptions. The same person can be “der Mensch” (masculine), “die Person” (feminine), and “das Kind” (neuter). If you heard all three of those words, you wouldn’t know whether the person in question was a boy or a girl. In strict grammar, you’re supposed to use pronouns that agree with the noun you just used, which means that a man can be “she” or a woman “he.” Things can be masculine, feminine, or neuter, and you have to memorize each word’s gender without expecting consistency.

But the biggest problem is more than a grammatical curiosity. Words for professions, nationalities, and so on have male and female forms. The female one adds the suffix “-in,” which works like the English “-ess.” So you have “der Professor” and “die Professorin,” “der Amerikaner” and “die Amerikanerin,” etc. Adding to the confusion, the “-in” suffix can have other meanings. Richard Strauss’s opera Der Rosenkavalier has a character called “die Feldmarschallin.” When I first encountered the opera, I thought she was a female field marshal, which would be unusual even today. It turned out to mean the field marshal’s wife.

The distinction needlessly splits categories in two and makes it hard to talk about all their members. The traditional practice is to revert to the male form when referring to a group as a whole or a mixed subset. Understandably, some people don’t like that. A fix which has become common is to combine the two forms into one word. (German is good at combining words.) For example, professors in general are called “Professor*innen.” The asterisk sometimes becomes a glottal stop, but the usage I’ve heard isn’t consistent.

This doesn’t feel like a long-term fix. It’s easy to hear “Professor*innen” as “Professorinnen,” and then it sounds like only female professors. If I had a vote, I’d get rid of the female forms and have the base form apply to everyone in the group. Germans are already used to genders that don’t match biology. English has been going in this direction for the few nouns that have different gender forms. The word “actress” still exists, but women who act are often called actors. “Seamstress” has become “sewer,” though not everyone thinks that’s an improvement.

The lesson is that grammar often doesn’t make sense, and we have to live with it.


Analysis of a campaign deception

Almost all candidates for national offices are dishonest. I’ve known that for a long time, but it’s painful to be reminded that a candidate I’d planned to vote for is a deceptive bum. Recently I came across a Bluesky post by Stefany Shaheen, who’s running for US representative from my district, that was blatantly misleading.

In the video, her opponent Anthony DiLorenzo is asked if he supported Trump’s Iran war. The response in the clip is, “I would support the president at this stage.” The clip is cut off tightly at the end of that sentence, which made me suspicious. I was able to find a transcript which included his reply. It didn’t end with that sentence. His next two sentences were, “I would look at this. If we’re still there in six months I’d be looking at it differently.”

In addition to cutting off those words, Shaheen didn’t indicate anywhere that he said that in March 2026.

Collodi's PinocchioMore recently, DiLorenzo has said, “I do not support the war, and I would ask that I would support immediate withdrawal right now, bringing our brave men and women home. That’s a weak turnaround, which feels like deserting a losing cause. He hasn’t said the war was wrong from the beginning. Still, his shift needs to be acknowledged when citing the earlier quote.

If she really cared about stopping the war, she’d have congratulated DiLorenzo for taking little steps in the right direction while noting how long he took and how small the steps have been. Instead, she’s creating an impression that Republican support for Trump’s war is more solid than it is. The only thing she cares about is getting elected.

Might she have been tricked herself? Could someone else have handed her that clip without further explanation? If it was Random Q. Poster, I might believe that, but Shaheen has a staff to verify the information she passes on and a higher level of responsibility than most Bluesky users. She should have asked for the date of the clip. She should have noticed how tightly DiLorenzo’s words were cut off. It wasn’t just carelessness.

Another Bluesky post by Shaheen claims to show that “DiLorenzo says he’ll be a yes vote for Donald Trump on Iran,” but the video gives a fragment of a sentence, with both the beginning and the end cut off. It’s impossible to tell what he means.

Politicians lie because they get away with it. They get away with it because people expect nothing better of them. People expect nothing better of them because they lie all the time. And around and around and around goes the big wheel…


Artificial intelligence panic

The past year or two have seen the rise of AI software that tries to mimic humans. There are AI chatbots, writers, researchers, and even songwriters. Often they seem more like artificial stupidity. One bot, Grok, has even gotten religion. People are panicking, saying artificial intelligence will take away all our jobs, make it impossible to tell reality from deepfakes, or even destroy the world. It’s far from the first tech panic in history, and unless AI really destroys the world, it won’t be the last.

AI has been around for a long time. Alan Turing wrote a paper in 1950 suggesting that machines can think. The term “artificial intelligence” was coined in 1956. Joseph Weizenbaum’s “Eliza” program, released in 1966, played at psychiatric advice. Some people even found it helpful. In the same year, Robert Heinlein’s The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress presents an intelligent computer as the master strategist in the fight for lunar independence.

Internet users use AI many times a day, often without knowing it. Search engines are driven by AI. Writers use grammar checkers that analyze their writing with AI. The technology decides which posts and ads you’ll see on Facebook. Some of these uses have been around for years.

The difference is that traditional AI works in a limited domain. Software can find pages that match queries, analyze grammar, or play chess. No one program tried to do all these things. Chatbots like ChatGPT pretend to be experts on everything. It works about as well as when people do that. They use a Large Language Model (LLM), which is a crude form of AI that ingests huge amounts of information and spits it back out as answers. Which is basically what Eliza did, but with a much larger information base. The article I linked to above called the process “an extraordinarily sophisticated game of autocomplete.”

AI data centers require huge amounts of power. That’s a clue to how they work: brute-force processing, not anything that resembles human thought.

The old rule “garbage in, garbage out” still applies. These systems are prone to “hallucinations,” i.e., invented information. When people use LLM output as trusted information, they sometimes pass along invented quotations and references to non-existent sources. Legal papers have especially had problems with made-up citations. The problem isn’t so much with using AI as with treating it as the last word. Any computer output needs to be checked for accuracy, but LLM output can feel authoritative.

AI systems have made it easier to trick people and get around security systems. A few comments submitted to this blog have looked, at first glance, like products of human thinking. Not necessarily very good thinking, but human. On a closer look, I could see that they strung words together in ways that even a stupid person wouldn’t. I don’t think I’ve unknowingly approved any AI comments, but I could be tricked. That’s relatively harmless. But if an AI impersonated someone I trusted and got me to give it confidential information, it could be bad.

Some people talk about apocalyptic scenarios. Could an AI impersonate Donald Trump and start a nuclear war? I’m less worried about that than I am about Donald Trump starting a nuclear war. Security systems need to keep up with technology, but that’s not new.

The most annoying thing about LLMs, and a big source of the hostility to AI, is using it to avoid creative thinking. Magazines are swamped with AI-written stories. AI-generated “art” is all over the Web. MASSFILC was sent an offer of AI-written filk songs, and the spammer even wanted money for them. Search for “AI funeral eulogy” on your favorite search engine, and you’ll find a bunch of offers so you can let the world know how bad a computer feels about Grandma’s death.

Another issue comes from a strange corner of the Internet, arguing that AI systems are conscious, running them is slavery, and shutting them down is murder. That’s so full of absurdities it’s hard to know where to start. What is conscious? The hardware that’s running the code? The software itself, like a spirit inhabiting the computer? We don’t know exactly how consciousness arises, but it’s an aspect of a body that experiences and interacts with the world. It isn’t a spirit that exists independently of our bodies or a demon that possesses them. Everything an AI system does is determined by code that runs on it, and the hypothesis of awareness isn’t necessary to explain anything. Computers that “wake up” are just a science fiction device. If some future system uses a “positronic brain” or whatever might enable awareness and purpose, that’s a different story.

Advancing technology presents new challenges. It always has. But the sweeping hostility to AI we’ve seen lately is just the latest tech panic.


Thoughts on Frankenstein (1931) 1

This fall, I’ll provide musical accompaniment to the 1931 Frankenstein in two New Hampshire libraries: Rye on October 30 and Plaistow on November 10. The movie has spoken dialogue, but it doesn’t have much music. Many of its scenes work better when accompanied, and several silent film accompanists have shown the film with their music. I’ll be doing the same at these showings. The showing in Plaistow will have Edison’s silent 1910 Frankenstein as an introductory short.

I’ve watched the movie several times in preparation, and it’s impressive, especially the first half. Boris Karloff did a fantastic acting job under heavy makeup and with no lines.

Boris Karloff in Frankenstein (1931) looking upwardThe story, adapted from a stage play, is very different from Shelley’s. There’s next to nothing left of the examination of the creator’s responsibility and the creature’s frustrated efforts to deal with the world. The first names of Victor Frankenstein and his friend Henry Clerval are swapped. (Isn’t Victor a perfectly good name for a mad scientist?) On its own terms, though, it’s a good story.

The first half is by far the better part. In the creature’s first appearance, he’s ugly but sympathetic. The sequence where he sees sunlight for the first time and reaches upward for it is iconic. When the light is closed off, he pleads with his hands. For what, we’re left to guess. This was first-rate acting by Karloff.

He never attacks anyone unless he feels threatened. His killings of Fritz and Dr. Waldman are self-defense. He unintentionally drowns a little girl while trying to play with her, because he has no experience of what humans can withstand.

After that, things go off the rails. The girl’s father says she’s been murdered, but how does he know? All he knows is that she drowned in the pond. Then the creature enters Frankenstein’s house on his wedding day and menaces Elizabeth. When he hears others coming, he runs off. The scene fails to make sense. Did he somehow know it was Frankenstein’s house, or did he wander in by chance? Why did he threaten Elizabeth? He’d never seen her before. It’s a bad adaptation of what happened in the book: the creature (who can speak) carries out his threat to take revenge on Frankenstein’s wedding night, killing Elizabeth.

A crowd with torches assembles to hunt the creature, Frankenstein leading one of the groups. He tracks his creature to a windmill. The creature knocks him out and, for some reason, carries him into the mill. This scene did permanent damage to Karloff’s back. The mill catches fire from the torches, Frankenstein falls out and survives, and the terrified creature he realizes he’s going to burn to death and no one will help him.

This is the stuff of tragedy. The creature faces only hostility, and the one time he makes a friend, it goes horribly wrong. He dies abandoned.

I’m working on another silent film project in a new venue. Watch for information when I have something to announce.


Voting for the enemy of the enemy

The Democrats have been doing their best to blow their advantage in this election. They could have aligned themselves with public outrage at Trump’s lawless, violent, irrational administration. They could have said that restoring a government that respects its Constitution and laws comes first, and other disagreements can be put off. They could have pointed at Republicans’ refusal to oppose Trump’s worst actions. I mean really showing the indignation which they should; listing “make ICE more responsible” or “I’m against the war” doesn’t count for much. But if they did that, they wouldn’t be Democrats. Instead, they’re following their standard party playbook, which consists mostly of promising people each other’s money.

Nonetheless, we have to hold our noses and vote for Democratic candidates, at least at the Federal level. The country is safest when the same party doesn’t control the White House and both houses of Congress. As long as Trump is president, the Democrats won’t be able to implement the worst of their schemes, and if they have majorities in Congress, they’ll probably vote against the worst of Trump’s. At least they won’t vote for his “dividend” program of giving us over a trillion dollars of each other’s money.

I’m talking about so-called “moderate” Democrats. DSA Democrats are actually worse than Trump. He wants to ignore the Supreme Court when it doesn’t suit him; the DSA platform calls for doing away with it altogether. If your choice is between a MAGA Republican and a DSA Democrat, the best advice I can offer is to stick your head under a blanket and scream.

For all the glowing predictions, things look uncertain in my area. John Sununu, who accepted Trump’s endorsement, has been leading in the Senate race. (Update: Recent polls show Pappas ahead.) DiLorenzo, who’s fanatical in his loyalty to Trump, is only a little behind Shaheen. In recent elections, Republicans have outperformed what the polls have predicted, so don’t be too confident.

It’s not much of a consolation, but the next two years will be less bad if Congress pushes back against secret police, illegal wars, and taxes by decree. What comes after that doesn’t offer much hope, but a Republican loss this year will buy us time.